Cat Protector wrote:
Cats scratched . . . Two felines were cat-egorically denied ballot access
last week by the Arizona Secretary of State's office when they tried to
file
as write-in candidates for president and vice president of the United
States.
CUT
But, can a cat run for office?
CUT
Well... even when you compare a "smart" politician with
an average cat, the cat wins hands down.

Or so rumor goes.