Ize am xausted.
pawpaw had to cum wake me up fur dinner today. Datz how xausted ize iz.
Ize spent five enternitiez yesturday entertanin da hoomin kissamouse guestz.
Pawpaw put a furry furry pretty bow on me and ize greeted effurybudy,
stole a sun chip an ate it ALL (furry gud if you ask me), ated sum yummy
hams, den more hamz from brofer outlaw. Den Ize pozed fur furry furry
It waz hard wurk, but efurryone gave me lotz of petz.