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Ohhh ur poo tummy. Dat souns like Piglet when her gotted in da hot suze dat
her man hooman putted on hisown platez. gramby said dat stuzz could eatz a
hole to China. Made Piglet realli sik.

Buttid how farfar aweigh iz China?? Pawpa haz neffur ben dere, sew I
haz no ideer. Fur awl weez noze China kuld be inna neggst kowntee
ohfur. Affur awl, hoomanz wike tu eggzaychurayt, ya noze.

--- Onyx