Oh hai owr gud furiendz,
Weh nead tu axs yu awl uh favur.
Weh hab un naybor Qat namd Sookie [NOT da Sukie Gordon, en Skotland] ,
hoo haz bin gittin wat hur hoomin kawls' seezurz,' but hym wuz kinda
vage wif da dexscripshun uf wat Sookie wuz doin.
Et dint't saown wike uh seezur, frum wat Andy, owr nise naybor n frend sed.
Andy haz had Sookie fur uh LONG tyme.
Sookie iz 13 yeerz old n livz IN da mobul wif hur Paw.
Sookie iz eetin, pwayin, using hur doodlebawx, n drinkin waddur, sew awl iz
well der.
Anywai, iffen yu cud spare sum purrs n pweez axs yer hoomon(z)
if dey wud sai uh prayer dat Sookie wyl beh umkay, ai wud uhpreesheayte dat
vury mutch.
Meowmie sed hur finks et mite beh da heet heer, or mayhapz Sookie ate uh bug
dat got
en der mobul,
Wen Andy kalled wast nite, jest az da hoomins wur goin tu bed, Meowmie told
Andy tu wook et up on da Inturnet.
[hym wuntud hur tu du et, but hur had jezt ternd of hurown pooter]
Hur ulso teled Andy tu rub Sookie daown wif uh kool wet klof, n dat 'mite'
mayke hur feal beddur.
Hur prayed wast nite fur awl tu beh well wif Sookie.
Andy KAN'T uford tu tayke Sookie tu TED. MRRRRRRT!!!
Diz fin haz unly bin goin on fur 2 daze nao.
Fanku vury mutch.
Lufs,

Mosey, PookieKat, Sqweex n Pipps.---purring.