"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Moey gentuly shredud dat pozt

mine faborit fings:
gushy fudz and da crinkl tunnl.
o yess an da bafrum sink.
MeOwy

Ai wike mai gushy fudz tew, but wif speshul kibble on et sew ai wunt
hrk.
ai hab uh funni tummy, yew noe. MRRRRRRT!!
Ai dunt gotz uh crinkl tunnl , but wen ai port ovur tew yer hoam wif
Tygur n Mayzy, weh pway wif yew en yerz,
n yer meomie duzn't seam tew mynd. Nope.
At lezt ai hoap gnot.
*nosepoinks*
Mosey

I hadda krinklee tunnel, buttid I wuz frayt tu go onnit atta2wl,
so I gabe it tu mine kuzin, Candy, hu lubz it.

Mine faffurit toye iz da CatDancer! I karry da wyer in mine mowff, den
chaze boff endz, sumtymez in serkulz.
O, an pink-ponk-bawls-on da showerruum, wen da fluur iz dwy.
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