"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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In fact, let's see what Sammy and me can up with fur a delivery
vehicle...

Harri

I fink we found the delivery vehicle for Meelz on Paws. It looks a lot
like da metalmonster at http://www.truckweb.com/T600%20Art%20Wagon.htm,
but da one we found is a 2005 and we gotz a shop to customize it for us.
It is supposed to be ready Monday.

Da cab is going to be redone to be all kitty-sized. It has a automatic
transmission, whateffur dat is, and it haz brake an gas peddals dat are
kitty-sized and moved up high to where kitties can reach dem. Da steering
wheel is sized fur kitty paws, and it has extra-powerful power steering.
Since da seats is way high fur da driver kitty to be able to see out da
windshield, da space in da cab under da seat has cargo racks dat can hold
lidder boxes and snacks fur da driver kitty and helper kitties and wadder
dishes.

Da middle-sized box behind da cab, where a hoomin sleeper would normally
go, has 4 kitty bunks. Each kitty bunk has sleeping boxes and soft pillow
fur 4 kitties, so we can carry up 18 helper kitties! Dat means we could
also use it as a kitty bus. And dere are cabinets to hold kitty toys and
more wadder dishes and catnip.

Da bestest part is da big box in da back. It's about 20 cats longs, and it
haves a refrigelator in da front and a heatr in da back, so it can keep
hot food hot and cold food cold. And da divider wall between da hot and
cold can be moved, so we can have it set up for all cold storage or all
hot storage or anywhere in between. And dere is racks fur full boxes
waiting to be delivered, and a preparation area in case we wants to serve
fancy stuff dat need some last-minute fixup, and a microwave oven. And a
big trash box where we can frow away empty delivery boxes when we is thru
wif dem.

And mounted to da very back of da truck is a delivery cart. It's on a
hydraulical lift so wez don't have to lift dat big heavy fing. It has a
big rack in front where we can put food boxes (enough to serve a big
clowder of kitties), and it's has a motor and four-wheel drive and bigbig
tires dat can drive over rocks and curbs and doggies and stairs (it
wouldn't hurt da doggy, though) and will make it easy to carry food to
kitties. Specially when we haz to deliver to kitties dat live a long ways
away from a road.

An of course we has several teleporters on board - some in da cab and some
in da sleeper box and some in da big back box.

So what do you fink, Rebecca? Fink dis will do fur delivering Meelz on
Pawz?

Harri Kitten
assisted by brofur Samuel

[Rebecca's jaw drops. She can hardly believe what she is seeing.]

I fingk dis will do juss fine... Itz mor dan I wud ebber hab thawt ub! I
cant fingk ub anyfing mor it cud hab. Woweewowwowwow. Uh, whut culler iz
we gittin? Ize shur glad we haz kittees wif dribin sperience takin care ub
dis!

Rebecca, overwhelmed at what they could do