On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:06:20 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger
of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a
man wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall
da sheriff on diz one.

Dis sounds dangerous. It might be as dangerous as lettin mineown Paw near
da stove wif a cooking pot in hand. We'z might haf to have FluffyKitz
'port over some hoomin fudz.

Harri