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Old December 27th 10, 12:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default Awf Tawpik :OWR LITEZ HAD UH OWTUGE

ai bet...wee gotz batturiez on owrz dat wyl keap mee onlyne iffen dat
haypunz ugin n da hoominz ulwayz keep uh flashylite wiff semselfs. unse,
ubaowt 3 yeerz ugo, wee wuz wifowt powur fur 4 daze. da hoominz putted da
stuff n da frige n freezer en da out wich wuz vury kold, n no aminal
boffered da fudz un da milk..dey freezed..waffs. Den, sum frendsz brotted
dem uh propayne heeter, n uh thurmus uff cawfee, n dey botted Ma uh bigbig
latte.. n den rite aftur dey leaved, da powur kame bak on, we gotted et
warm in uh hurree. Da fudz gotted putted bak in da frige, n efferyfing wuz
umkay. Dat heeter iz en Ma's baffrheum.... Luvz,Mosey --hoo manuged tew
keap warm innywai. yeUP


it maksa soft beri krankee whenna litez/err power goez off/ da litez
duzint matter but whenna pooter duzint wurk she iz beri krankee, OEJ


"Mosey =^..^="
Wile efferguezt wuz tayking uh nap at owr Kissamouse Party, ai ported
hoam tew mai uther hoam, n ai brot Sqweex n PookyKat bak wiff mee, (but
Pipps iz styl at da Party) ,, tew chek on Ma n Pa, hoo r fyne n den Uh
foo minnitz ugo, mee n Pa wuz sitting at owr pooterz, Pa wuz pwaying uh
gayme n ai wuz riting heer, n den *bink* awl da litez wwint owt fur
abowt 4 sekundz. Den dey kame bak on, n Ma runned da dishywarsher, feeded
usses n scooped da doodleboxes, n setted da klok on da mikrowave fingy, n
gnow Pa haz tew reeset da klok in dere bedreum. Dey boff hab flashylites
wiff dem en kase et happenz iffen dey r woking in da dark. So diz iz wat
ai git fur koming hoam, mrrrrrrrrt......ai kalled MeOwy on mai sellfone
fingy tew tel herownself ai wud be bak tewmorrow, n dat ai taked mai
nosepoink bawx wiff me dat we gotted fur uh winking gift. (ai gotted une
dat haz hur fase wiff hur noze innit, n hurz haz mai fase wiff da nose
tew poink innit.) n hur sed gnot tew wurry, hur wud tayke kare uff
Mayzy n Tygur n Auntie Mimzy n Unka BobQat wyl hulp hur. Dey r boff
Majikal Whimsey Qats tew. YEup
murmers stai on litez...yeeeeeeeeUP!!
Luvz, Mosey