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Old April 1st 11, 09:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default From BobQat tew Snowflake the efinin mixer

Yew r vury welkome Snowflake. mai plezure .
ai m gwad yew r habbin uh joyable efenin wif meh
BobQat


Diz is all so wunnerful. ize haffin a furry furry gud tyme. Fangu BobQat,
fur da joyable efenin wif dancin an fudz.


Snowflake

Fank yew waiterkitty, doze wook nise n tastee. dunt yew fink sew
Snowflake?

a waiter ktty arrifezta take da dwink orderz, he places two platez
onna table anna sayz, i will be happee ta get urown orderfz alzo, der
iz sefural chickeebyrd thinz, a duckeebyrd thing anna beree nize creme
cheeze onna big nip kracker?

"Mosey =^..^="

BobQat, wud yu like to sit ofur der at dat tayble fur a while an haf sum
nip wine. All diz egsitement is makin me need a rest an sum snakz.

Snowflake

Shure ai wood wike tew dew dat wiff yew.
BobQat


Ize waz so nurvus at da winkin, ize dont memfur much, but ize shur
memfur a hansome boykittie wif da kollarz.

Yew did jest fyne wiff da bubbles. n fank yew fur da komplimunt

yu iz a furry furry gud danzer. yu do a gud job ov keepin me frum
steppin all ofur yu pawz an tayle.

Wull, Miss Snowflake, yu iz a furry furry gud danzer tew n we iz habbin
sew mutch fuhn.
Gnot tew wurry.
BobQat


On 3/27/2011 11:44 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Snowflake, mai dear, ai m BobQat, House of Whimsy, and you were the
flowergurl at Mosey and MeOwys winking, remembur? Meh n Mimzy wur da
collar bearerz. Mai ai hab diz danse wiff yew? Yew wyl dew fyne. BobQat

Ize heer an reedy to danze wif BobQat. Wud sumkittie pleeze do da
introduktionz?
Snowflake, very nervous, since she hazn't danzed in a long tyme an
hopez she memfurz how

On 3/25/2011 1:10 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Mosey sez BobQat wood beh happee tew danse wiff Snowflake. Hur wuz en
owr winking, remembur? n hym iz uh gud danser.

Trudi,

Kin yu rekommend a nice boykittie fur Snowflake? Sheze sittin offur
der
but Ize sure she'd like a dance or two an sumkittie to chat wif wile
weze entertainin Sukie an Tina Marie.

Fangu furry much.

Booker, lukin after his older, but shyer, sissyfur.

On 3/22/2011 5:51 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
i willz be here, when efur ursefz iz readee, Trudi
wrote in message
. ..
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out
where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez
bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da
troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here,
bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz
lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be
happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez
kollars... she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's
more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat
mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to
which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole
boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs
look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the
menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love
some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as
Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer
duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious
duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork.
Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some.
Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as
she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a
bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with
goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed
in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above,
Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.