On 2005-02-09, Jo Firey penned:

In the interest of sanity, tell your sis that you do not "get a cat to move
over". You must physically pick it up and put it down somewhere else and
then try to claim some part of the bed and go back to sleep as quickly as
possible. A cat that weighs eight pounds during the day, weighs at least
eighty if you try to push it with your foot at night.

Oscar isn't like this. If I move at all, she'll get unsettled and hop off
the bed, leaving me feeling vaguely guilty for "shoving" her off the bed.
Like this morning, my back hurt but I didn't dare move because Oscar was all
settled in and I didn't want to disturb her.

The term p*ssywhipped takes on a whole new dimension when it involves an
actual cat!

--
monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully

pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca