Noo, jest hurk on da floar. Dun gnu furnuishure wil be hard tew kleen upp n
yer hoominz hab enuff tew wurry abaowt.
n Pitô.ônya, iz gnot nise tew hurk on da karpit, but ai do dat tew. Wee
jest kant win. Wee dunt gotz no bare floorz.
Luffs, Mosey

hey, I juzt realized diz iz what soft wuz sayin bowt owrz mew howze... itz
not gonna haffa karpetz so i guezz we will haft hurke onna furnuishure
instead, OEJ
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

Will b short Hurky Kitty Club meetin if NE1 haz NEfing 2 say.

I bin hurkin mor placez dan efur b4!

Louise, HKC Prez

I dun't du short hurkz...I go on an on an on an fynully uh loooong
hurk of hayer comez owt. An neffurr weer Meowmee sugeztz, lyke neffurr
on da baffruum ur kitchum floooor, ho nooo, an nottid on liddul throw-up
rugz....olny on reel karputz!
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Pitô.ônya