On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 17:18:01 +0100, "Hans Schrøder"
wrote:

I think I have got control over what my two Devon Rex cats, Teti and
Tinùviel, eat and drink. They are indoor cats, and by that they don't go
stealing food anywhere else.

So, after having taken care of them for about four years now, I am
convinced, and somewhat confused: They eat and drink less than they let out
in the litter box!

How is that possible?? Of course, I don't use a weight to find out, it's
just my eye measurement, but anyway it seems to be that way. They are too
stupid to open the refrigerator or the cupboards, and I don't miss any of my
clothing, papers, books, tobacco or anything else, so how come?

Creative answers will be appreciated!

Since you are obviously starving poor Teti and Tinùviel, the mother ship
has been beaming down MRE rations (Mice, Ready to Eat)

(Note: MRE's are the standard food of the USA armed services, in combat
zones; it stands for Meals, Ready to Eat).

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"Life without cats would be only marginally worth living."
-TC, and the unmercifully, relentlessly, sweet calico kitty, Kenzie.

How you behave towards cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
- Robert Heinlein

Life is very difficult. Once you understand that, life becomes easier.
-Buddha