On 24 Feb 2007 11:38:18 -0800, "Cory" wrote:

Him e-mayled mine Pawpa diz heer week, an' sed dat him (Grandpaw) wuz
reddy tu kum hoam frum Airy-zone-uh awlreddy.

Ummm... skyooz mineownself, buttid dere iz BLIZZURD WARNINZ owt fur da
hole westurn haf uf Wiscatsin rite now (as of 1:30 on Saturday, only
round one [7-9 inches of snow] has hit thus far... but my area's
blizzard warning doesn't start until 6 PM).

http://wkow.com/Weather/index.php

Now, I'z lif wif Grandpaw an' Grandmeowmie inna Norf Wudz uf
Wiscatsin... (Pawpa lifz inna soufsentrul Wiscatsin) east uf Minnie-
apple-liss. Whut inna whirled maykz Grandpaw fink dat da stoopid
snowmonsturz iz onlee gunna stay tu da souf iffin him kumz bak tu
Wiscatsin rite now???

UB ~ This is gonna get a LOT worse before it gets better. If there
are any Minnesota or other Wisconsin hoomans out there that are
reading/lurking, STAY OFF THE ROADS.

--- Onyx

There is no snowmonsters on Young Iland! Only nip coladas. There is an
invasion by pirate d*gs, but our brave kitties will fite them off.
Join me in a nip colada.
Cinder