Diz iz Bob Qat, Miss Tina Marie, mai hab da pleasure uff exkorting
yerownself tew da Ball?

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane will be taking his lovely wifekitty
Stormmee.

Lilith Kitten Mahoney will be escorted by Samuel Redcat and
Ranger Graycat Mahoney.

Miss Tina Marie of the Maine Coon Patrol, Class of 2008, doesn't
have a date.

" fur da pzt sefural yearz i haz started diz thread so ani kat
whut wantsa skort to da ball kan azk here, ifin ursef wantsa
azk a purtikular cat dat iz gud, I know chester willz azk lucy
here to make sure fur zample, anna if ursef juzt wantsa skort
den pozt anna say sumfin like mine name iz xxx anna i wuld
liksa skort or mine name iz yyy and i wuld liksa skort sume
cat...

Trudi who is settling down to make notez inna skort buk beclawz
she hazint dun diz fur qwite a while,