Today mine Paw was goin to da store. Him was stopped at a stoplight, and
two cars on da offur street ranned into each other, and one of dem spun
out and comed towards mine Paw's car. It just barely bumped mine Paw's
car - it din't hurt him or da car. Him getted out of da car and checked
if eifur of da other drivers was hurted, den him called da police an da
ambulance.

Mine Paw getted all tense when him saw da offur car comin towards him, so
him is kinda sore now. But din't get hurt, and da car din't get hurt, so
we'z hopin dat Paw's luck has turned to da positive an mebbe him's old
company is going to start doing well again.

Harri