Da Meowmie gettin weddy to go sumware tew eggzcape cuz we gotz a
Gweebling Alert an 'posed tew drife inland.
Datz on account ob da erfkwake gweeblings in Japan.
She cannot make da pawpaw gitted up outta bed.
I do gnot want to git wet.
An I do gnot want to git intew da carrier caje effur.
Rite now me an meowmie habbing fun in da middl ob da nite.
MeOwy