Now I know who I am, but dere is wun liddle problem: Ize not girthy
enough!
I gotta eet lotsa food.

Allegra

(UB ~ Hide the food, Unca Adam!)

Allegra can feed herself! At one point, she would take the packets of
semimoist food from the basement and carry them upstairs to the kitchen
(which of course is the correct room to eat in), then open them and eat the
contents. She is willing to go to considerable trouble to maintain her
girth, as long as it doesn't involve going hungry.

Adam