Maaybee I shudda twyed da wun wat My hoominz botted fur me,
an da sovt blankie inside it...
Maybe da tunnil tuu...

Meowmee twied tu sho me heow, bu I wuzzint innereztid.
Not fur twu daze...nottid fur uh weak, urr uh mumff.

Neow mine kuzzin Candy haz dem attid hur heowz.
Hur yuzez dem awlladatyme.

O wewll. I dun kayer...I dun tink?
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Pitô.ônya

"Booker" wrote in message
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Weze haz a kat tent. In da kold it iz da place dat Snowflake goez to
after dinner. Shez a hog. She wont let anyofur kittie in da tent after
dinner. Da tent iz next tu da warm fireplace, an haz gud views ov da
livin, fambly an dinin ruumz. Prime spot.

So ize started tryin to git my fair share of tyme in da tent. Ize
asked nicely, den paw fited, den growled an hissed butted she wudnt
muve, an da hoominz mayde me qwit fitin.

Da ofur day dey kame home wif a tent fur ME. Dey said dey found it at
da used stuff store fur 6 tunaz. Dey kut a peece ov old sheepskin fur
da floor an put it on da kouch. Mi tent. I spent allov da last two
nitez in mi tent.

Ize furry happi kittie.

Booker