"Jofirey" wrote:
OK I know Jake is Charlie's cat. And I know that Jake knows I can't
hear a great deal of the time. (I really doubt the cats know when I'm
wearing my hearing processor)

That was funny. I like your rationale for not answering the phone.
They should make electronic interfaces for those things so that you
can do what others cannot - plug your brain directly into your phone
or stereo.

For some reason, I'd pictured Jake as being a very quiet meezer cat.