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Hotspur wrote:



Snowflake an TAbitha,

Yur furry welkom to bisit us in West Furginia enytime. De hoomins sez
its now fall (frum whut, we donno). De win iz blowin an de hoomins iz
startin to cofur up dem nekid legs wif cloth toobs.

Seti, offerin de ospitality uv hur howz wifout chekin wif hur siblins

Seti,

We fangu fur yur kind hospitality, but izint it a bit wet in West
Furginia frum da hurricane? Ize dont like water at all. Sides, itz much
kooler tonite. Furry cumfurtable in da windoze.

Snowflake

meowee Snowflake,

akchooly it iz not all wet wet heer in West furginia. Izzy din get
uzes so bad az she wuz sposed to. But iffn she did it wud been ok wif
me cuz I likes wadder. I gets in de tub aftur de hoomins efurry
mornin.

Enyhoo, it iz not wet, so iffn yur in need uf sum kool relaxashun,
feel free to port ofur!

Seti, fur de gang