ai hate tew beh da barer uf bad nooz, but yew LOOZ uh howr.
N ai ugrei dat diz tye stuff is stoopid.
Yew gotz sum gud idears Toonya yeUP..
Kan ai hab sum ise ckreem?
Mosey




Sundai Murning, Daylite Savings Time endz sew tel yer hoominz
tew set der klox 1 howr furwrud befur dey goh tew bed.

Mosey

Den, uh lung tyme frum neow, wen day getz dere hower bak, tel
yer hoominx
tew tayke dere tyme bak in da mozt endjoyibobble wae dae kin
tink ov.
Myne lykz tu lissen tu moozik furr dat hower, ur eet uh sekund
Bananana split,
ur stay owt weereffur hur iz habink fun, fur dat eggztra hower,
wat dey toookt
uhwaye frum hur wen diz foolishnezz kawlt Daylyte Savings Tyme
began,
lyke tumurro mornink attid twu o'klok. Huuuz gonna b up attid
twu o'klok
twu set dete klox bak???? Syllee hoominz!
Rant offurr!
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