dear furndz efur mine hoomanz wuz wurried fur nufin, or da threat of da
NAZTI TED who stealz pee or yourown wonnerful purrz anna care of mine wife
kitty heped minesef, I iz muc betterer diz mornin anna ta proofit ta soft i
efin let hersef see minesef playin wifa turbo skratcher, Thank alla
yoursefz fur yourown catcern, ... spekalli unka Dan who iza almozt a
purrfekt hooman, Tiger