da kitty whut wuz owrz pursident inna catmunitee fura long time iz haffin
sum heaf prolemz, some od dem iz kidney anna sum iza thyroid, himz iz
howldin himz own but kuld uze sum eatin better anna not hidin purrz, OEJ

Wotta purring fwum me fur clarence tu feel bedder.
Meowy

Fank yew fur yer soft heeling purrz mai sweet wink
Mosey