ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see da
wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz monzter iz
notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going s****e akross
ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz a heater bent
anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat inna hoomin shower anna litter bowl anna
smaller banitee... onna top offa banitee it haza food anna waterbowlz, soft
sayz it will haza fowntain like inna ofur one when she getz to it onna lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree rum, diz
rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is sorta noizee in
der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for the hoominz remofable
furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz wuld learn to grow furz
instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater bent anna shelf wif kule stuffs
ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra pointz when ursef kan hit da washer or
dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open rum onna
rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da fixer hoominz
safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom gifted to hersef fur
dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe arown depindin on whata
hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a naybur ladee whut softz mom
wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed ust a life inna owlde big bedrum
anna holded fureez dvds anna ced pwayer... himz buyed itsef atta akshun so
wuz well purlesd it wuz safed... soft sayz diz rum will efintuallee getsa
china closet anna kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin gwass winner... az
ursef lukez owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which will, one day be a four
seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat turtle lukin thingy isa poop
stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made hersef buy which takes care offa
hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee