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Old March 6th 12, 07:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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I brot uh bazkit uv sangwitshez tu go wif da dwinkz. Yu muzt be
eggzawzet by neow, rezt an eet an dwink furra wile, Sstorrmmee.
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"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will
see da wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna
vynelz monzter iz notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to
stop... going s****e akross ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no
winnerz but it haz a heater bent anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat
inna hoomin shower anna litter bowl anna smaller banitee... onna top
offa banitee it haza food anna waterbowlz, soft sayz it will haza
fowntain like inna ofur one when she getz to it onna lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree
rum, diz rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is
sorta noizee in der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for
the hoominz remofable furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz
wuld learn to grow furz instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater
bent anna shelf wif kule stuffs ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra
pointz when ursef kan hit da washer or dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open
rum onna rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da
fixer hoominz safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom
gifted to hersef fur dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe
arown depindin on whata hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a
naybur ladee whut softz mom wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed
ust a life inna owlde big bedrum anna holded fureez dvds anna ced
pwayer... himz buyed itsef atta akshun so wuz well purlesd it wuz
safed... soft sayz diz rum will efintuallee getsa china closet anna
kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin gwass winner... az ursef lukez
owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which will, one day be a four
seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat turtle lukin thingy isa
poop stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made hersef buy which takes
care offa hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee