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Old October 8th 05, 12:52 AM
Fred Williams
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On $DATE , FurrsomeFoursome wrote:

Hopurrfully Unka Fred kin find a gud gud TrooHome fur da baby
(ower limit of "two" quikly became "three" when Meowma med Panda,
den Sprout turned up...)

We duzunt no whatz gowinter happen, but the idea of three cats
seem to frighten Fred. If the pride can grow to three, what's to
stop it from growin further. Where's it all gowinter end. Nearby
there wuz a home takin in cats, with two goodhearted people,
butthey neffer took a cat to da vet and they had 30 or 40 cats and
the animal welfare people needed gas masks to enter their house
cuz of da ammonia. Cats wau sick and wif eye infections from da
bad air. It was furry sad. Fred wants to keep things manageable.

Mebbe if'n yew guys have a TED, de TED wud know of people hoo can
take
a kitten, or ov humane socieites whut cud help. Ower Dr. Bonnie
is an unoffishul shelter hurownself an' is always helpfing find
noo TrooHomes.

Dat's a gudgud idearment. Our vet is a gud doctor tuu an maybe
he'll know somebody. Two of Fred's friends work for the no-kill
shelter. but they are doin the same thing Fred is tryin to do.
Getting people to accept cats into their homes an luv them.
Isn'tthat like goin tu yor competitor to sell your product?(:-#)

Dat's how we got Maui an' Blue.

Panda (wishing dere were a two-cat limit sumtimes...)


Well, latest noos is that the kitten was hiding inna closet off
tha dining ruum. Hadn't come out all day and then at suppr time
it wus in da trap Fred had set inna dining ruum. HE brought it
out to da liffing ruum an took it's photograph fur da poster. It
wuz still in da trap so peopl will feel sorry fur it,... an there
was no udder way to get it to stay still fur a photo. Then Fred
too it in his arms for a couple ov minutes. At first it burried
it's head, then got a little bolder, and soon got bold enuff to
jump away an dissappeared into a bedruum. None ov us has seen it
since! There is food down, but Ryan an I eat anyfing that is lyin
around. Also, how's Fred goingter get da kitten next time???
Settin da trap will just catch Ryan or me!!! Ooooooo dis is
gettin complicated!
Well, we'll work out sumfin. Ryan an I are smart enough dat we
might be able to resist da food inna trap fur a while,... at least
while Fred is lookin. We just hopes da kitten isn't so scared no,
cuz when it was inna dining ruum it started smellin up da place,
and dat's anuffer fing we cannot have,... and it duznt make a
gudgud sellin point either. "Would you like a smelly kitten that
will run away an hide when you get it home, an stink up yer hous?"
Well, at least when Fred picked it up it didn't scream an claw,
which is a gudgud sign that it can be taught that we duzent mean
it enny harm. It'll just take tyme.

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Regards,
Fred.
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