oh hai mai bootiful wink
ai m going tew see TED on Toozdai afturnoon fur uh chexup.
ai dunt feal tew gud, mai bref iz bad n ai dunt eet awl dat mutch, sew ma n
pa r gunna tayke meh in at 4 o klok fur uh chexup.
Kan yew wach da bitties wile ai m dere?
ai luffs yew sew mutch, mai bootiful wink.
Dunt wurry, ai wyl be umkay,
*nosepoinks* n lotza luffs
Yer efferluffin
Mosey