"Singh" wrote in message
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Roxie usually likes to come and sit on the monitor while I type, but I
haven't been up in recent days. Maybe that's why she's ****ed so bad
that
she's ****ing the dining room rug... anyway, I've been nursing a
crunched
toe that's been bruised clean to the bone.

Purrs for your ouchied piggy.

You've confirmed what I always suspected: cleaning is bad for your
health.
Be more careful in future when tackling something that dangerous.

Best wishes
Gordon & the FF