On 17 Mar 2007 09:39:52 -0700, "BOBOBOnoBO®"
wrote:

On Mar 17, 11:33 am, Patio Lemur wrote:
On 16 Mar 2007 15:32:40 -0700, "BOBOBOnoBO®"
wrote:

On Mar 15, 4:42 pm, "Kent Paul Dolan" wrote:
On Mar 15, 6:30 am, "Modemac" wrote:

The rubber in tires (or "tyres") is largely
based on petroleum extract, right? So why
not just use this process on the "tyres" and
skip the dead cats?

Dead cats aren't full of steel wires, so the
effluent is less chunky, easier on motor
cylinder rings.

You should have written MOST "Dead cats aren't full of steel wires,"
because undoubtedly there are dead cats somewhere that ARE "full of
steel wires."

There was a dead cat full of nails around here the other year. Does
that count?

We'll allow it.

Someone slay it with a nail gun?

Yeah. Just a couple more bored teenagers with 'nuffink to do' and
access to power tools.

Still, you can't blame the nailgun. Take that away and they'd probably
choose to drop bricks off the canal bridge when the ducks, geese and
swans were passing underneath.



Speaking of swans, prior to the Christmas before last it was mentioned
in the local paper that two men had been witnessed kidnapping a swan
and bundling it into the back of a transit van. For a few weeks after,
there'd be the occasional update on the (eventually fruitless) search
for the beast.

The thing was probably dead, decapitated and sold as a 'big goose' for
drug money long before the day in which we come together and celebrate
the birth of Santa Claus.

Man, there is so much white trash around this place...

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