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Old February 1st 06, 01:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default To da boat!

No, fangu, I'm ready for some after-dinner treats.

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
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Alla in gud tyme, dearest. I'ze hafin too much funfun wif deze
oysters. Duz youze wantz summor sammon. sweetie?

Boogie, still snarfin oysters, now with Beluga chasers

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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[Kitty Schottland sniffs the sammon and starts eating.] This
is delicious! Won't you try some, Boogie mine luff?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
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Heerz da sammon den, mine luf. Fresh, nova, anna deres sum
sammon mouse here, too.

Boogie, snarfs down a oyster and reaches fur another

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Boogie, myne dearest, I'll usually eat anything, but I just
don't like oysters. I'll have some sammon, though. I
haven't had that in a furry long time!

Kitty Schottland, VC

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in
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Itz OK iffen youze don't likez oysters, but could you
manage just a tiny taste just to make sure? Youze nefur
know. Mine Paw likes dis cheeze...it smells like a goats
old socks, buttid it tastes WONDERFUL.

Iffen youze decides, after one tiny taste dat youze don't
likez em, well, I got sammon (fresh anna nova) I gotz sum
sashimi of yellowtail anna tuna belly, I'ze got shrimpiez
anna crab, anna lopster, anna sum ...well, I gotz
efurryfing. Anna iffen youze don't like enny of dis, den
I'll gettid a chef to make youze whuteffur you wantz.

Boogie, wantin hiz lady to experiment, but also wantin her
to be happy anna comfortable.

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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[Kitty Schottland sticks her snoot forward and sniffs the
oysters. She shakes her head.] I don't think I'm going to
like oysters, dearest. What else is on your tray?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in
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Boogie wheels a smallish cart back to where his dear
Kitty is waiting on a
black velvet cushun.

Mine deer, I bringed a little of efurry fing fur youze to
try. Wud you like
to try an oyster first?

Boogie, lookin forward to enjoyin a grazin session wif
hiz onetrooluf

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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now that I kan hep wif, he signalz a waiter kitty who
bringz anofur tray
of
oyzterz to da buffett... her ya go, hep yourownsefz,
ifin you wantz
anything
elze juz ask da waiter kitty, TV, thinking he needs more
of a nap
ClowderCat wrote in message
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There are oysters here????? We want to try one!!! They
sound like
they'll be really good!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

ChildFree23 wrote:
What's an oyster?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
[Not A Seafood Cat]

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in
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Howae about weze visit da giftyshoppe after we eetz
anna
restes. Wanna try
an oyster?

Boogie, relacksin
"ChildFree23" wrote in
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[purrpurrnuzzlepurr] I didn't do much shopping.
Want to
visit
the gift shop with me?

Kitty Schottland

"Boogie's Mom" wrote
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Letz go, darlin girlcat! (hedbut, earlick) I'm
all fur
smurgling a bit anna
den hittin da boo-fay onna da bote! I'z you
hafin fun? Did
you buy lotsa
stuff shoppin?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna unseasonably warm this
week,
Bawlmer

"ChildFree23" wrote in
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[Fluffy dark tortie weaves in and out of the
crowd looking
for
her winkwink.] Boogie, where is you? Do you
want to go on
the
boat?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in
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Meow Kitties!

Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an
drink curtesy
ov
Cleo
an
TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time
to 'port to
Dijon
to
meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses
down da
canals
ov
Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to
Escommes
on a
leesurly
croose.

Fur doze dat forgotted, Cleo an I haff
chartered Le
Premier,
a
kitty
owned and operated luggsury hotel-barge (yew
can see da
hooman
version
heer:
http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm
),
especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest
of feline
fudz
an
befferages ov awl kinds for da discernink
feline!

Dere are many staterooms fur one, two or more
kitties, a
glass
enclosed observation deck, liberry, smoking
longue,
cocktail
lounge
and dinikn room, and of cawze, a soundproofed
kitten
playroom!

So kitties, let'z port offur to Dijon, where
we will meet
owr
frendz
fur da crooze!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/8/2006 12:39:24 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net