Today I getted to go to da kitty stuff store wif my hoomin-ona-string.
Bof of mine hoomins took turns on da string, through it was mostly mine
Paw. We getted a bunch of buckets of kitty treats, and some kitty
litter, and a new collar and leash dat match mine walking jacket, which
matches mine eyes.

Bof hoomins had a unfortunate tendency to try to control where I went in
da store, but I fink wif practice dey can learn to do betterer.

Da car ride was putty nice too.

Milton Meezercat