Marina wrote in message ...
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:

Vernon was a victim of a hit & run this morning. Thankfully his injuries are
minor, but nevertheless, it was a far from enjoyable experience for him & for
me.

Oh, Helen, how terrible for you both! Lots of purrs are coming your way
to help heal Vernon's bruising and your frazzled nerves. Litterbox
offerings and sggy regurgitated grass to the scum-of-the-earth who did it.

Amen to what Marina said.

Harmony adds her best chirpy-purrs to the chorus for you and Vernon to
feel better. She can also add some hurked-up hairballs and stinky
semi-digested canned cat food, and the frostiest cat-glare in all of
felinity to the offerings to that idiot driver, too.