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Old March 25th 06, 03:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default My Meowmie took me to TED!

Shiral wrote:
I knew it was bad news when she brought out TWO carriers. Unka Pan
has to go to da TED more often than me and Mama, so at first, I
didn't know which of us was supposed to get in. I managed to get away
from Meowmie after her first attempt to stuff me into one carrier and
I hid under the quilt on da bed. But Meowmie found me--don't know
how! I thought I was invisible.

(Maybe because suddenly, there was a little Nina-shaped hill in the
middle of the bed.M.H.)

But after a nasty car ride--I howled on the way there--da big vet took
me OUT of the carrier and put me on this cold metal platform that sank
under me--I was scared! Then he felt me all over in VERY rude ways,
looked at my teef, eyes an' ears, stuck something sharp into me, an'
lissened to my heart. After that, he told Meowmie "She looks grate!"
and gave me a big kiss on the NOSE! I mean REALLY! I hardly even KNOW
him! And I don't see why he couldn't have told that I looked grate
without doing all those rude things to me! Don't I have nice
stripes, a banded tail, golden eyes and snow white paws already???
Hoomins---HONESTLY!!!

Nina


Hey, at least you gots da kiss onna noze and dat rude man didn't stick you
wif da NEE-DELS an stick stuff up yur butt an he dint make you stay dere
ofurnite so dats a good fing! Mommy makes me stay at da smelly playce when
she goes outta towen and efen if dey are nice to me dere it's not da sayme
as being at home wif mommy.

My mommy tells me dey wanna do da "dental" on me. I doan lak da sound of
dis. It means dey will put me to sleep (! eeek!) and den wash my teef and
maybe take out somma my teef. Oh no! I likes my teef! I needs my teef! I
uses my teef to eat wif! An sometimes I use my teef to nip Momma on da
ehlbow or da hand after giving her kitty kisses wif my tung just so she
knows how much I luvs her. Dey will not take my teef.

Persia