View Single Post
  #19  
Old February 13th 12, 02:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 619
Default I is NOT stinky!


OEJ is rite, wee Cleo. n ai m gead OEJ haz uh nise TED.
Yew hab tew truzt yer hoomin and da TED,
Dey awl jest wunt tew hulp yew, cuz yer hoominz luff yew. yeUP Mosey


dey iz da mozt rude hoominz efur, an dey kan hypnotize da gud hoominz ta du
bad thingz likz gifin icky medicinez, OEJ


well i shuld tell ursefta be gud anna du whatsa ted sayz ifin ursef iz
sik,
butted onna ofur paw, i hatesa ted, efin owrz nize one juzt beclawz she
iza ted, OEJ"


I herd myne Meomie tellin da TED tunite dat I wus stinky! Naow dis is
notted true, I just has a wittle ewimination purroblem. I gotted a
reely stinky fing called Katalax dats surposed tu hewp...we'll see, I
is not gonna take it willingly....no mees not.
I awlso herd dat TED sayin I needed fixed.....huh! I will fix him!
Meomie agweed wiff him...purrhaps mees gonna fix her tu...........
Cleo da Clingon...whu is NOT stinky!


Yes, fink mees goin tu hate TEDs tu...dey squeeze yure tummy an stick
fings in yu.....wats to wike?
Cleo,who has been squeezed n been stuck.