Meowmie juss putted myownself in a rum upstarez an klozed da dor on me. She
sez Ize in "time owt". Awl I did wuz keep tellin her dat I wuz reddy fur owr
nitely treet ball. Itz not myown fawlt if she didnt unnerstan me.

Korse, I iz sorree bowt da bitin part, but I haz to defend myownself from
unjust imprizonmint.

Sundance