Mrrrrrrrrrt..yeUP ai wil e gwad tew hulp yew. Mosey

Hey dude diz iz O T anna duz we needz ta git da mancats and kome resque
urself? Jus say da wurd anna I will git Wascal, and Tiger and da cats
from Harri's along wiff Mosey anna kome git urself. Mineown Harri can
driff da get a way vehiklez.

duz we needsa buzt ursef otwa jail anna shuld we kall da sheriiff, Tiger
"Sundance"
Meowmie juss putted myownself in a rum upstarez an klozed da dor on me.
She sez Ize in "time owt". Awl I did wuz keep tellin her dat I wuz reddy
fur owr nitely treet ball. Itz not myown fawlt if she didnt unnerstan
me.

Korse, I iz sorree bowt da bitin part, but I haz to defend myownself
from unjust imprizonmint.

Sundance