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Old February 2nd 11, 04:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i wuz wif ursef until dat ted kommint, nefur lizten to da ted, dey iz
efil... i uzulee duzint eatz manee peoplez fudz, butted diz her pie thingy
wuz beree gud, Trudi approfin of toona juze onna fudz,
ingold1234[at]yahoo[dot]com (Gandalf) wrote in message
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On Tue, 1 Feb 2011 14:09:23 -0600, "Storrmmee"
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so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream...
anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i
wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


That was very, very clever of you!

Human foods tastes, very goodgood, doesn't it?

I gives Lorelei some of my own foods, when I eats it...well, usually.

But Lorelei doesn't like the Raman noodlez, or the macaronies an
cheezies, either, and that's what I usually eat.

Sometimes I have a can of REAL tuna, and then I squeezies out the tuna
water, and pour it over Lorelei's dry fudz, and she really likes that!

I give her a little of the tuna, too but human tuna isn't very good for
kitties to be eating. TED says so.