Mosey=^ ..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:



"cshenk" wrote in message
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Aunti Mabel wanders up to the podium and awaits a quiet moment then
begins.

"Hello all! I'd like to invite you to a parti I neber thought to
have." Smiling sweetly the elderly lady says, " I am turning 16 by
best estimate anna we ignores the other TEDs who sez I'z 18 or mebby
20. I likes 'sweet 16 much better don't you?

Now I nose alla you EC and VC friends hab more years, but fur a
doggie, especially one who neber knew what 'IN' wus til I wuz 14 when
Meowmie tooked me in, Iz very venerable in age!

Since wez all able to time split, back at home Meowmy has been making
preparations and has the following place reserved fur all who want to
come." (Aunti Mabel's fingers neatly type in a URL for the big
display)

http://www.marriott.com/hotels/hotel...orfbo-residenc
e- inn-virginia-beach-oceanfront/

"Wez got one wing reserved fur kittahs who are not used to mai type of
4foots anna a small outdoor doggie park wif some shelters where you
kin bring enny doggie who's still learning dat kittahs are purrfect
anna we kin visit them through the fence until dey learns bester
behavior.

Meowmie has ben working wif de kitchen staff to have all sorts of
gudies, sum fur kittahs, sum more fur doggies, anna most fur bof ob us
4foots. She'z also got lots ob gudies fur 2foots cause dey get hungri
too anna dis place dont believe da 2foots hab to stay sumplace else.
WEZ GET TO TAKE OUR 2foot PETS WIF US!"

Aunti Mabel wags her tail and grins showing she's lost a few teeth but
is still a healthy though elderly lady. She steps down and the music
starts a beat she can not resist. It is Queen and 'Don't stop me
now'.

She looks about and sees Clarence dancing with Amelia. Grinning, she
cuts in. As they swirl off Amelia laughs. Aunti Mabel is going a
perfect Queen beat at the front end, but her back end seems to be
listening to Ray Charles and a deep slow soul beat. Somehow they
match
in a way that is uniquely 'Miss Aunti Mabel'.

Happy Sweet 16 birthday , Miss Aunti Mabel
We would all be happy to attend your party at that hotel.
Is there anything we can bring you?
We will go shopping and get you a prezzie. yeUP.
Mosey Gives Aunti Mabel a nosepoink, and joins his family in singing
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaappi Biiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooooo
Yoooooooooooooooou.

Love, Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex ,Pipps, BobQat, Mimzy, and wee
Tygur and wee Mayzy,

Aunti Mabel grins and wonders what she wants? She has a happy home, a
meowmie, a kittah, a warm doggie. Humm. Aquizitive she thinks and
comes up with something.

"Thank you so much! I have never been covered wif kittahs befur
because I only learned about dem frum Daisy-chan anna she's just one.

Mebby I kin get to be be really fuzzy warm wif a bunch of kittahs all
about maiself? Like you can gift maiself wif a bit of a warm blankie
of purr?"

Aunti Mabel blushes a bit at asking so boldly for a birthday gift but
by her age, she kinda knows it might be best to be a little blunt or
she might get a ball of yarn, Daisy-chan gently hisses as she'd like
the ball of yarn but she subsides as she remembers, it's not *her*
birthday.

Meantime, Aunti Mabel dances a little Ray Charles sort of jig at the
front end and seems to be doing a bit of mello 'Shadie' with an almost
cajin 'low and slow' tail wag. She may be elderly, but 'she got the
fire down below!'. She sits with a grin and hopes fur her birthate
'blankie' come the day.





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