Hellowz Auntie Julie. Youz knowz what? I had a bitz of an upsetted tummyz
dis day. Whillee da gramby waz at her toona plaze, Piglet opened da door
where der waz fudz. Me and O.T. gotted a pakage of long skinny piezes of
meat (hot dogs) out of dere and between us and Scooter, we atted dem.
Piglet wontz eatz peeoople fudz. Da gramby diddnt feelz sorry for usenz,
her just shutted me and O.T. in da baffroom wiffda lidder box. (yes and they
will stay there un til the odor and appearance of things change.) Willow
not wanting to stay there but not wanting to get too far away from the
litter box either.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
oups.com...
Gramby, yu haf become da purfect cat momm!

Lucy


On Aug 9, 11:57 am, "Granby" wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you
allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee
hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said
"Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere
useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.