Wike ai sed b4,Pi2nya, weh dun't git iny treetz cuz dey mayke meh hurk, n
weh dun't goe OWT at awl.
Mosey fur hi hoam.

Nottid olny du I getz fife tweetz uh day, at nite, but dere are gudgud
kyndz dat I wyll not eet, du not lyke, so meowmee giftz sum tu uh naybur,
an sum tu mine Kyzin Kandy, hur iz awlwayz gibink uhwae toyz I dunt pway
wiff. Hur juzt weezentlee gabe twu kyndz ov tweetz an sum pink-ponk bawlz
tu Kandy. Kandy haz mine tunnel (wat I wuz frayd uv) an mine tent, tuu.
She luffz dem. Sum dae I myte bizit Kandy, but hur izza Fraydee Kitty, so
maybe I wunt.
I gotta rwezt neow....
--
Pitô.ônya


No purroblem. Weze alreedy gotz treetz. Weze gotz sum treetz yesfurday in
da out. Gud gud meowmiez makez sure der ar lotz of treetz in reserve. Yur
meowmie must be a furry gud won tu buy all da treetz.

Booker


Meowmie wented to da stor to git mor treetz fur ussez. When she gotted
bak,
she sed dat she had botted AWL da treetz an didnt leev ennee fur uther
kitteez! I wuz shokked dat she wud do dat -- whut iz da uther kitteez
spozed
to hav fur treetz now? I wantz to pollagize fur Meowmie takin awl da
treetz,
an I iz sorree dat yoo uther kitteez wont be abul to hav treetz ennee
mor.

Rebecca, why iz yoo laffin?

Sundance