"~jag" wrote in message
...
Cue music
Raiders of the lost ark

We see out intrepid orange hunter with way too many toes for his own
good ( 28 ), investigating the cabinets at floor level in the kitchen.

Well as luck would have it I was busy in the other room when this
happened, but I have an eye witness. My roommate.

He was watching the kitchen becuase he noticed our little orange
intrepid explorer pawwing around the cabinets. Well the really bad
cabinets are locked tight. But not the ones I keep the kitten stuff
in.

Anyway as we pick, up our little orange raider with a tail longer than
2 of himself, managed to get the cabinet open and then push the SEALED
tub of Kitten Food out of the cabinet and onto the floor.

Well like any thriller there was danger, would the cabinet close on
his long orange fluffly tail, would the object that he rescued from
the evil clutches of the kitchen cabinet reveal its treasures to him.

Well within seconds of pushing the tub out of the cabinet he had the
lid off (one that I always have a real hard time getting open) and
kitten food all over the kitchen floor.

Thankfully there was no rolling boulders or angry natives, just the
curse of a very very full to bursting tummy. Listens to the rumbles of
a VERY full kitten.


~jag

Love it!
Christine