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T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

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At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

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Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

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Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

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Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

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On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises