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Old March 16th 18, 03:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default I can't Change the Earth's Orbit

jmcquown wrote:
What is there to say? Cats love puddles of sunshine.



Unfortunately, the earth keeps turning. This time of year the sun shining
into the living room shows up early and disappears around noon. There
won't be any sunny spots for her to enjoy until late afternoon. In the
dining room.

She looks at me and meows, like I should be able to do something about the
lack of sunny snooze spots. Sorry, Buffy. I don't control the solar
system. Maybe you could commune with the mothership but we wouldn't want
to knock the Earth's axis out of whack just so you can have more sunny
snooze spots. LOL


If you REALLY loved your cat, then you'd do this

(Superman did it to save Lois)