Dear Miss Lillith,

I doez notted know you dat well but I was wonnerin, since we is takin a
break onna road trip TA eat at yourown house if I cuuld haf myown goin away
parti atta yourown houze? I jus wanna say bye-bye to alla kitties dat I haz
metted anna thank dem fur cheerin up soft, her isa notted leakin near as bad
now butted her seemz kinda sad, Her sayed dat I isa goin away on Tuesday to
da new hoomanz house,

Your friend, Toni Bennett, fostercat extrodainare