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Old November 29th 07, 01:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

yez guyz all da fudz iz gone and I kleaned up da bonz soz we ken head bak to
Beautys for da tour and more fudz. Dat burrrrrppp smellz bad from all da
diferint fudz. Piglet putting a paw ofver her noze. Set da porters and we
kin goez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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*bbuuurrrp* skuze mineself, dat wuz gud fudz, duz you supoze we haf eated
enuf ta hafa strinthta get bakta beuaty's howze, TV, mbarrazed fur burpin
but readi fur more fudz
Granby wrote in message
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Piglet stammering a bit "wellz, yez, I waz wonnerink but didn wanna, wel
uhmm, thankz for tellink me diz. I really did wonner where WooToo waz

cauze
her likez da fudz from da freezer and Tiger, T/V. Butch, Sebatian and da
free of uzens has about ate itselfz. We will port back to Beautys soon
as
diz runz out!!!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Nov 28, 3:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hewo, did yourownselves fall offda face of da earpth? Piglet
wondering
where Woo Too is wif fudn to be eaten in da garage

R sekrtary hass bin furree bussee an den I wuss mad on him. Hiss.
Butted Iyam not so mads now anna will rite mor diss ebenin. My fren
Winnie teld mee dat hee heerd frum da Wascal dat heee is ok an will
beee back in contac sooon, in kas yu wanned too no fur sum reezun.

WooToo

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in


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Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.

Missy: HIss, spit

Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.

Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs

Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did
knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.

Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.

Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee.
I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk

too
hur.

Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo
Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.

Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.

All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.

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