"BallardBunch" wrote in message
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Tiger rote:
do wifout fud on purpose??

Yew can't call K/D *fud* -- not eeting K/D is like not eeting
cardbord.
Or cottonpuffs. It duzn't efen count. I don't know how TEDs
fink a
kitty can keep up her strength on suming like dat. So I just
wudn't eet
it an finally mymom *an* TED sed dat I shud git reel fud agin,
an I eet
just fine now cuz I git Fansy Feetz an canned Friskies (but not
da
meetloaf kinds -- da minced an shredded an cut-up-in-peeces
kinds --
gitting da rite fud is furry important). --Talisker Pippin,
gormay

--Talisker Pippin & Sherry her Hoomin (Visit us at Bitterroot
Manor at

I yam purreytikkelyular tuu!
I dunt lyke enny 'pattaay' stuff...day juzt dunt want yu tu kno
watz innit!
Meowmee yuzt tu spend bowt 89 scentz urr mooor uh can furr 'no
byproduct' stuff, buttid it turnz owt dat I lyk Frizkeez, an 9
Lives, an FanzyFeeetz, I figger dat Buy-produktz ar ho kay fur me
if I eetz mooor ov dem den da uddur foodz.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee da gormay tuu