"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:

"Tanada" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:


I love cats, but on the counter is a Really Bad Thing. Just waving this
around should do the trick, without ever having to use it:
http://www.taurususa.com/products/pr...ategory=Pistol

Cats will understand.



Isn't this gulps a little extreme? Even for you, Doug? I'm afraid
Pine Cone would take it away and use it on me.

Pam S. gulping again



Oh Pam....that's why you don't chamber a round until you're ready to use
it. You need thumbs to pull the slide back, silly! :-) If you're
convinced Pine Cone might use it, I think he/she should take a basic
handgun safety course first. That's just common sense. Your veterinarian
probably has info on these things.

chuckle

You remind me of a picture that was making the rounds, a few months ago of
a kitten "aiming" a pistol out the window at a dog! I no longer have the
URL, but it's hysterical!

Did you ever see the Far Side version of that? A dark sedan is filled with
cats in Prohibition-era gangster hats, with machine guns sticking out the
window. The car's speeding away from the scene: A dog house riddled with
bullet holes. Priceless! :-)