"ChildFree23" had some very interesting
things to say about Shedding On The Dining Room Table:

Why can't Paw tape-roller his own pants?
Lilith Kitten
Curiously

By the time my Mom stopped laughing at the idea of a man paying that
much attention, I'd forgotten what I wanted her to type.

Felix, wishing Mom would just shush and do her secretarial job

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Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom