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Old March 24th 12, 05:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
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Default Soupcase!

[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cybèle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cybèle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cybèle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or how
to tie up a human?

Cybèle: Boff!!!!!

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Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/24/2012 1:07:48 PM