"CatNipped" wrote in message
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Bandit - 14-year-old female DLH tabby
Sammy - 2 1/2 -month-old female DHL tabby

Hello, my name is Bandit and I'd like to air my grievances to you.
Mommy said the people on this list are very sympathetic and I'm hoping
you will sympathize with my horrible situation.
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Bandit, you have my deepest sympathies. You see, my Meowmie brought home a
little hellion a long time ago and named her Mistletoe (Meowmie calls her
Missy for short - I won't share what I usually call her on this "family"
group). The first year or so was pure h*ll. The little witch would NOT
leave me alone! I fussed and swatted with only temporary relief.

Now, she's still a little witch but she mostly leaves me alone. I've pretty
much got her hiss-trained (Get AWAY from me you little piece of cr*p!). As
I was saying, she mostly lets me chow down and snooze in peace but sometimes
I *still* have to put her in her place.

Hang in there, Bandit. If you survive the ordeal, it will get better.
Smokey - still pestered and (H-I-S-S-S I TOLD you to go away dammit!)
purrsecuted, but not as often.